glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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