I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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