On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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