So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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