I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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