is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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