Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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