i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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