i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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