We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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