let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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