I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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