We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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