You work out of a Hotel?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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