its not stalking. its research.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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