i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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