his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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