i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
