Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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