Pants 0. Shit 1.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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