Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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