but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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