would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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