Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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