What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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