Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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