I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Randomize
