Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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