I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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