my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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