oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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