It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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