As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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