Betty ford says i'm here all night
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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