Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
