Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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