There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You are the jesus of drinking
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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