honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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