do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
be right there i have to get my cape
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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