therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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