spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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