Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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