whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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