her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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