I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I touched a dick in church today
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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