Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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