So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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