So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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