Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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