I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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