Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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