i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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