But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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