Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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