she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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